Bang! there goes our Education System Candy Floss....

One can really only sit and despair as one sees what was once a marvellous system for the educating of children trashed by this Government and its well meaning but hopelessly deluded minions!
What exactly did Kate tell Harry and did he listen?
Robin Gibb loses his battle with Cancer but boy what a life he had and the legacy will never die.
Colin M-J celebrates his birthday in epic style!
Kelly Osbourne has a daddy look a like boyfriend...
Katy Perry is going to document her divorce... what a sight this will be!
Shane Warnes ex feels disrespected... waah!
Her Majesty`s Diamond Jubilee celebrations kick off....
Princess Michael of Kent is very sad... her supposed Toy Boy has apparently been murdered, he was a Russian and its very common there so they say!( if you have connections and money)
Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and Grant Bowler as Richard Burton... will have to see this to believe it!
Ashton is busted with Demi`s daughter... say what?
Tiger`s ex wife is loving her new life, which is more than we can say for her Tosspot ex! he must just be dancing with joy as he racks up loss after loss!!
Kourtney counts down...
Lovely photos of John Travolta dressed in a frock!
Miley Cyrus is out and about wearing half an outfit... as Rhianna goes of the rails and the Beckhams minus Harper go out looking very styly!
Jamie and Jools are driven apart by separate commitments...
Britney is a little stressed about her comeback, who can blame her?
Schapelle counts down to freedom and big bikkies for her story one imagines.
Mark and Priscilla wed... quite a simple wedding, not too flashy but very nice and lets face it, this is no flash in the pan, they have been together a long while.
Kim and Kanye hit London....
Nick Stahl has checked into Rehab after going missing for a week... wife was somewhat concerned!
Peaches Geldof and her family enjoy a day in the sun...
The gorgeous and glossy Metro is out and shares 100 wines for winter, what they really think of Botswana Butchery, the Blues season from hell, Car Boot Lawyers, the anxiety of the Conchords, the hidden dangers of concussion, the usual divine columns and Miriama Kamo`s beautifully written Diary of a Miscarriage.

Food Festival Candy Floss...

What a gorgeous day we got for our Annual Food Festival and how great was it!
Jen tried to hide a boy...her stepbrother who leads a life a wee bit wilder than Jen`s!
Cameron Diaz gets up close with Gwyneth Paltrow`s husband at the Playboy Mansion, surely not!
Antonio has a wild night... without Melanie.
Uma relaxes as her tummy expands...
Prince Albert and Princess Charlene wrap up tight in Norway.
Suri has a meltdown....
Harry and Chelsey together again..maybe.
Jennie Garth`s hell after her husband walked out...rumour has it, he was often hooked up with women who weren`t his wife!
Adele goes from the Glamour of the Grammys to the Drudge of Supermarket shopping...hello we do it weekly, the groceries not the grammys!!!
Khloe Kardashian hits back at rumours she and Lamar are splitting..
Rob Kardashian got himself arrested in Florida....
Rhianna and Ashton?
Lindsay Lohan gets a role on Glee.. well done!
Chris Klein follows a new path...
An over zealous fan breaks into Simon Cowell`s home..
Chris Cairn shares how the love of his 3rd wife helped him to survive the year from hell...
Are Liz and Shane having IVF?
Judi Dench on the cover of the Australian Women`s Weekly.. looking fantastic!
Easter treats galore..
Demi`s sad demise...
Time to throw away the scales...yes indeed!
Is Doctor Google dangerous? He is if you hit the wrong site.
Petra has learned her lessons..
Steven Tyler is 64?
Kate Winslet through the years... as Titanic 3D is released.
And every good wish to the beautiful, brave and courageous Helena McAlpine.

St Patrick`s Day Candy Floss....

We had our celebration yesterday but in other parts of the world, its all green today!!
Inside the crazy life of the Jolie/Pitts...
Kim Kardashian says I`m not Stupid...really?
Twilight and the Hunger Games duke it out for the fans..
Halle Berry is engaged!
Charlize Theron adopts!
Bobbi Kristina hooks up with her Mothers non-adopted son, he lived with them for the last 10 years...
Is Scout Willis feeling a little stressed?
Lindsay Lohan goes back to her natural red...
Dick Van Dyke remarries...he`s 86 and she`s 40, heaps in common!
JonBenet Ramsey`s Dad speaks out about his families ordeal, 15 years after the death of his daughter.
Prince Harry and the married model!!! Facebook flirting and kisses!
David Beckham goes shopping with the boys...
Taylor Swift plays tourist in Auckland and has a great time.
Pippa is dumped supposedly for a Princess, Charlotte of Monaco.
Justin blows Jen`s fortune...that was quick work!
Cory Jane shows of his family..have we not had enough All Black stories!
Adele`s father tells us he was no good as a parent, he is wracked with guilt....
Rihanna goes out in a top that shows everything..trashy at best!
Princess Stephanie of Monaco introduces her two gorgeous daughters..lets hope they have an easier ride than their rather rebellious Mum did!!
Heidi Klum helps daughter Leni sell Girl Guide Cookies!
Jessica Simpson is fit to burst while Beyonce and Blue Ivy stroll in Manhattan.
Jaquie Brown`s Baby Diary... pregnancy was no blast!
Prince Beatrice wants to work for Granny and The Royal Firm...visions of Mummy may cloud the picture.
Does Goldie Hawn have a nasty, dark side? and who really cares 35 years later Bill!
Seems that Stars make a few demands when they are flying and send out a list of pre flight requirements before they hit the runway!!
Tell us it isn`t so... Jamie and Dummy Boy split.

Jonah`s Last Chance....Candy Floss

In the final of a 3 parter we find out that Jonah`s Kidney has failed and he will need another transplant if he is to have any kind of quality in his life, very sad for his two little boys.
Kate is enjoying herself while William is away!
Demi is under a strict regime at the Rehab!
We get to go behind the scenes with the very funny( probably not if you are one of their victims ) Fashion Police!
Beyonce has got herself as trim and slim as... and we get the first picture of the very cute Blue Ivy, she looks like her daddy!
Ange says she won`t marry Brad! while Jen has disappeared from public view because she may finally be preggers!! then again maybe she`s not!
Oprah and Ellen are bidding for an interview with the lovely Pippa Middleton,the palace is in a panic at the thought of this....
Oh Dear, Jamie and Sonny Bills romance may not last... nothing in his life ever does so surprising it will not be! Mummy and Jamie look on rapturously as Sonny brings home the bacon...
Kris Humphries wants his and Kim`s divorce to be live on air...boggles the mind! While Kim and Le Ann Rimes have fallen not for each other but for Jesus!
Katy and Russell sign their divorce papers.
J.Lo and Casper take her twins to the beach..
Willow Smith has shaved her hair of...sounds as if this youngster might need some help.
Russell Crowe does the family thing...he`s always been a great hands on Dad!
Is Ryan Gosling Hollywood`s Mr Perfect?
The Rhinehart Family battle each other for control of Lang Hancock's billions...
Adele shares that fame won`t change her and heals from surgery.
Miranda Kerr and Samantha Harris share a Manhattan Moment.
Robert Downey Jr has a brand new son, Exon is his name and all is well.
Next Magazine is out and has Robyn Malcom on the cover and lots of gloss and glam inside.
North and South would like to know if our children are growing into spoiled brats...looks like it from here!

Khloe and Lamar are trying their darndest....Candy Floss

to have a baby that is!
Paul Henry and Annabell White spend some summer time together..great mates these two!
Will and Kate get a dog.
Elton gets stuck into Madonna at the Golden Globes... way to go Elton!!
Heather Locklear is not doing well... rehab maybe?
Johnny and Vanessa are looking fragile...
Sione 2 has its glittering premiere, stars come out to shine!
Peaches Geldof is blossoming... baby boy is due on her late Mum`s birthday, his name will be Astala Dylan Willow.
Jen`s due in April????
Fergie begs... Don't Send Me to Jail!
Kelsey Grammer is having twins.. well his wife is!
Jodie Foster shows of her two delightful looking sons... they have grown up under the radar and you wouldn`t know them if you fell over them... unlike say Willow Smith!!
Katy plans to win Russell back... she actually wants him?
Magazine physic brings Suzanne Paul peace...
Simon Cowell goes on holiday, takes his ex but not his current fiancee...
The Hoff hits Sydney beaches...
Next Magazine is out with Danielle Cormack looking amazing on the cover!
7 day beauty makeover, meet women who choose to be single, 10 rules to ensure you are in wedded bliss, Christchurch one year on and would you marry your husband again?
All the magazines fairly twinkle with Golden Globe pictures, the good, the bad, the horrible, winners, losers you name them they`ve got em!
And in further Kardashian news... Bruce has surgery for skin cancer, Lamar is caught out with strippers, Scott abandons poor Kourtney and Kloe fights claims that O.J. Simpson is her real dad! Heaven forbid!
And could it be true... Heidi and Seal?

Ruby Red Candy Floss....

A wonderful cafe in Mangere Bridge and a gorgeous morning to be there.
Ashton and Demi are kaput! No surprises with this one.
Zara and Mike to split by Xmas??? Pippa cracking....
Rachel Hunter wants to come home...
Pax begs for his real Mum... a wee bit sad this one.
Cruise Crisis... Connor wants his own life, on his own terms!
Carlos Spencer reinvents himself as a boxer and manages to score a photo shoot or two....
Peggy Bourne remarries.
My Groom to be was a conman... you just never know!!
K-Fed is looking a little puffy...
Justin Timberlake is one Officers hot date at the Marine Ball, way to go Justin!
Twilight premieres...everyone looks hot!
Jesse James apparently cheated on Kat Von D with 19 different girls..what a toss pot this guy is!
Kelly Pick tells what really happened with Zac Guilford in Rarotonga...
The Queens hidden cousins( yes she has some) are exposed!
Nigella Lawson slims down...Stars share how they get their bikini bods...don`t eat and exercise all day, nothing else to do!
Why I dumped Harry, Chelsy tells that she would not be able to deal with life as a member of the  Windsor Family...its a shame,she`s a sweetie and would make a cool princess.
Ellen at the Newsstand, Lindsay at Costco, Kirsten picking up her Dry cleaning, Heidi doing her own shopping..what has Celebrity Life come to??
Brett Seymour shares his alcohol demons... we would thank him not to drink drive in Onehunga or anywhere else for that matter, it is not cool, even less cool is to sell a story about the matter... goodbye Brett! And shame on The Woman`s Weekly for touching this story!
The lavish lives of Michael Jackson's kids...
Kris Humphries tells his side of the story while Kimmy goes out partying!
The Ever-Swindells Twins introduce their little darlings.
Pictures of a young Elizabeth Hurley show a Punk with attitude!
Chelsea Clinton becomes a special correspondent for NBC News, Miss Piggy co-hosts The Country Music Awards and New Zealand Celebs dress up for the Aftas... and People Magazine`s Sexiest Man Alive is Bradley Cooper... well done you!

72 days...Mistake or Sham Candy Floss!

Way to go Kim...72 days and bang it`s all over!! There will be nothing left out as the story starts to crack open and The House of Kardashian topples over!! Kris still loves his wife... wow he must be a deluded wee thing.
Last weeks New Idea and Woman`s Day were way late due to the gas pipe and at least one of them had to be printed in Masterton...yes Masterton!
The Woman`s day had a sweet, lovely interview with the vapid Sally Ridge, who it transpires feels we don`t understand her and we may be a little jealous... Look here Sister, it is perfectly alright to go out occasionally with your 20 plus daughter for a drink and some clubbing, it is not the role of any right minded mother to do this with a 16, 17 or 18 year old and allowing sleepovers with a boyfriend is not cool either... no wonder this girl is estranged from Daddy, he doesn`t approve ... the crafts column is back.
Stephen Donald opens his heart...dear god!
Justin Bieber may be a Daddy?? Hugh Grant it transpires is and its a girl! It was a fling but Hugh is delighted with the result!
Kimberley Stewart introduces Delilah.. cute as.
Brad and Ange's Sex Tape Nightmare!
Kate proves very popular with the Danes and with Princess Mary, who would make a great friend.
Melbourne has its glamorous Spring Racing Carnival.
Elizabetta Canalis tells how George Clooney was like a Father to her...rather strange.
Kate Moss and her daughter Lila have a great holiday.
Kendra Wilkinson`s Fairy Tale Life...
Steven Tyler sports a rather battered face to say the least.
Bruce Willis is going to be a daddy again...no surprise with a young wife!
My Big Pink Warrior Wedding... it was her dream come true but yikes it was colourful!
Love saved Aaron Cruden.
Simon Dallow has a mystery family?
Petra Bagust shares her Beauty Secrets...
Hollywood does Halloween and in Melbourne Liz, Shane and kids go trick or treating!
Jason Reeves gets married, he`s such a sweetie, may they be very happy indeed.
The French President has a brand new daughter...Giulia but you can`t see her, she`s well covered up.
The Pike River 29 are remembered.

Dazzling Candy Floss....

The Queen`s granddaughter Zara Phillips got married over night and she looked terrific, simple but elegant.
All the magazines pay tribute to Amy Winehouse this week and do it well. Amazing to see her father Mitch outside her home late this week giving away bits and pieces to her fans, including clothing and trinkets, he said that's what she`d have wanted.
Australian Women`s Weekly is out, Peter Jackson and Fran Welsh are the cover story but they had no input as they are a little bit busy for interviews at the moment, a very good issue for those into cooking and crafts.
Is Michael Douglas dicing with death...
Kim crashes Kris` stag do..
Tatum O`Neal`s alarming new claims...
The Worlds happiest divorced couple...Andrew and Sarah! Sarah`s doco-series has a sobbing Beatrice and Eugenie..they are upset at the possibility of more poor press for their parents...with the York's it never stops.
Melissa McCarthy shows that being big, doesn`t mean you can`t be successful!(Bridesmaids)
Jennifer Lopez is single and happy...
The Hoff is in love..ain't it sweet!
Adam Rickitt dreams of kids..yeah right!
Scott Dixon`s baby joy!
At home with Hannah Tamaki...weeping winnies, what a sight!
Legends of the ball..the netball that is.
Lucy Lawless looks absolutely flawless in a WW pic,just Divine!
Kat and Jesse go splitsville...
Reese and Jim honeymoon in Paris!
Leighton Meester battles her Mum over brain surgery and botox....
Denise Richards has a Baby Shower for Eloise, so cute.
The Guide to this years Fashion Week is out,beautifully put together,well layed out, just the odd mistake or two!
There has been a lot of talk this week on the blogs about last weeks Woman`s Day Cover, none of it nice, and for my two pence it was one of the worst covers they have ever had with a  story that had most reaching for a bucket!Find a job girls, like the rest of us!Time to grow up your not 18....

Magazines... Candy Floss for the brain!

This weeks crop covers weight loss, new bodies, marriages, divorces, ill health, new babies, palace plotting, xmas shopping, xmas baking...nothing particularly new but some heart wrenching stories from the families of the Pike River 29 which are handled with dignity and restraint.
The Woman's Day farewells it's Editor Sarah Henry who in my opinion will be sorely missed, she has done a really great job at the helm of this magazine. She has made it far sparklier, brighter and out there than her competitors, at times its bordered on the Yuck! But one could never call it sluggish. The new Editor is Sido Kitchin whose last gig was helming the Woman's Weekly which has a tendency to be decidedly sluggish at times, it will be very interesting to see how it goes. Nicky Pellegrino is Acting Editor and has done a good job so far.
The Listener has it's Best 100 Books Issue, and its a cracker!